Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Tango can spells out obscenity

I thought this was a wind-up when I first saw the news report, however much to my delight I have seen it on sale and have even sampled a can or two.

To celebrate the success of their "Re-Birth", Tango (of Orangeade fame) released a larger can (440ml instead of the usual 330ml in the UK) of their most popular product. The design of the can, however, meant that the name of the product - "Tango With Added Tango" - rather blatantly spelt out the unfortunate aforementioned acronym.

What is not clear is whether or not the drinks maker - Britvic - intended this. They have stated that is it a coincidence, but at the same time they have been guilty of highly mischievous advertising in the past (one particular television advert, involving a giant Orange who went around smacking people directly on the ear - had to be banned after copycat incidents ended up with all manner of ear injuries).

Unfortunately the only article I can find relating to the story is from the dear old UK "Sun" newspaper - find it at - despite the occasional doubtful nature of their stories however, the product is genuine.

First timer, first post, first thread, please be gentle!

CEO

I am a Marketing Dept. Head of a Singapore invested Training Centre, I am nice and easy goning, all my dear colleagues are close, I worked here since July 2005, many chances to receive the investors overseas made me so interested in the way of how a International company runs. It really leaved me a lasting impression. So I feel like to work for a company which really international.

Career Objective:

In the past 3 years, I made many friends through my work to strengthen my personal network. I good at communicating and listening, it determined my job including arrangement for the annul visit investors as well as the financial states reporter in English. (part-time tourist guide sometimes)I look forward to the administration position, HR or consulting. And any interrelated positions o English is also good!

Work Experience

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LBC International Institute

Education/Training/Science/Institute | |
2006-6 - Now PA for CEO
GZ&SZ | Full-time | | | employees |
HR Manager/Supervisor
Mid Career(2+ years experience)
Went on business to Accompany CEO to went on business and meeting arrangement.
PS.start to deal with my consortium’s other investment like printing and trading
A. Fully take charge the inquire sheet from a friend of my CEO in Singarpore.(a series of quote, customs declaration, customs clearance and cargo forwarding )
B. Fully take charge the HR Dept.(My principle is “No politics, and strive for the harmonizing atmosphere”)
C. Receive the ranking officials from overseas and arrange the accommodations in China.
2005-7 - Now Marketing Dept. Head
GuangZhou | Full-time | Marketing Dept. | CEO: Simon Peter Too | employees |
With excellent performance in the starting 4 months, I was promoted to take charge the courses schedule arrangement, as we all know, that was such a grind! But I conquer this by good fellowship with all my dear colleagues. In June 2006, I got promoted again, to be the head of Marketing Dept. I am sure i got a long long way to go before I fully competent for this job. So, I still working hard.

Outlet stores are scams

Stores definitely jack prices up and then mark them down to normal price and call it a sale. One of my old high school buddies with whom I've kept up is married to a guy who sold furniture for 15 years. He hated it and he hated sales, because the day before he'd have to go through and mark all the furniture way up and then slap a "sale" price on the jacked up price.

If you don't want to get ripped off, the only way I know is to keep a price notebook and take notes on what things cost over a period of time from several places: after a while you'll notice what the usual regular price averages for something and can tell if something is a good deal or not. A good way to get genuine prices on something is to go into a quality store with good upscale products: not a discount store but one with good service, and see what the regular price on merchandise is, over time. Also you can check out what good merchandise ought to look like. Then when you run across something somewhere else, you really will have at least a baseline to compare the price and quality.

eta~I have a couple stores I especially like and they get merchandise I like in, and I haunt it until it gets marked down. I saw how much it actually started out costing and I know what the discount I am getting, actually is. If that is I'm lucky enough that it isn't gone first. Sometimes I luck out though. :-)

"Some British woman stabs herself in the eye with a biscuit, and then, staggering around blindly, trips and falls onto a perfectly innocent British man, just trying to enjoy his crumpet. And wham! she's pregnant."

Transportation

Shanghai DTW logistics company

Transportation/Logistics | |
2006-12 - 2008-2 Documentation & customer service
Shanghai WGQ | Full-time | | | employees | 2000RMB
Documentation/Customs
Entry Level(less than 2 years experience)
i am in charge of operating importing and exporting doucmentation and dealing with custom cases;custom CIQ system operation and so on.

Education

Shanghai Maritime Academy

2004-9 - 2007-6 Business English Associates | | Shanghai
Foreign Languages &Literature
During the college, Except for specialized courses,i have learned the other Business courses, for example: Business writing, International trade,Mathematics,Marine Transport Insurance,Oxford English,Electrical Business,Air Agencyand so on
College Info


Out of a Total of:40people | Rank:Top 10 | Student Cadre: | Position:
Other Awards:

Summary / Target Job

Career Profile

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Transportation/Logistics
Logistic Specialist/Assistant
Mid Career(2+ years experience)
before taxmonthly salaryRMB3500 RMB

Career Objective

Full-time
Trading/Import and Export | Transportation/Logistics | Banking | Government/Nonprofit Organization
President/Managing Director Assistant | HR Generalist/Assistant | Foreign Trade Manager/Supervisor/Specialist/Assistant | Domestic Trade Manager/Supervisor/Specialist/Assistant | Business Manager/Supervisor/Specialist/Assistant

Good composition

As an English major and working on the position of English Translator for 2 years,
I can write and speak English fluently.

Be familiar with Japanese, I am planning to take the JLPT-2
examination.

Learning German by myself in order to keep pace with time.

I can operate Windows System and Microsoft Office with good skills,
as well as writting a good composition and dealing with words and
sentences with powerful literary skill.

Career Objective:

Since the time I began my career in field of English translation, the
goal I have been always chasing after is "How to improve", and
"How to be better".

Work Experience

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AREVA T&D Enterprise Management (Shanghai) Co., Ltd. Guangzhou Office

Instrument/Industry Automation/Electicity | Foreign Company / Rep. Office | 1000+
Company Profile:
AREVA T&D Enterprise Management (Shanghai) Co., Ltd. Guangzhou Office

AREVA is one of the top three global players in the transmission and distribution of energy.As a world leader, AREVA T&D's teams provide reliable, efficient and environmentally friendly transmission and distribution solutions to improve network stability and make electricity available everywhere.
2008-8 - Now Business Assistant
Guangzhou | Full-time | Administration Department | CSG Sales Director Assistant | employees | 4000RMB
Business Specialist/Assistant
Mid Career(2+ years experience)
Check the data of the internal reports and ensure their accuracy; combine the information together and do weekly report according to the demands from the supervisor.
Book and issue tickets for staff based on Guangzhou office through CTRIP, and with whom fix the monthly reconciliation.
Try for the reasonable rate, sign the cooperation contracts and reserve hotel rooms for needed through intranet or CTRIP.
Handle all the affairs related to express delivery including EMS and DHL
Cope with all the assistant work, including stationery purchasing, visitors’ reception and other office maintenance.

Jaz Technologies & Consultants

Internet/e-Commerce | Joint Venture | 1 - 49
2006-8 - 2008-8 Net Translator
Guangzhou | Full-time | Translation | Manager | employees | 3000RMB
English
Entry Level(less than 2 years experience)
Translate the information and files of all kinds such as tourism, education and medicine.
Transmit the demands from foreign clients to the technicians so that to make a smooth cooperation on the websites and databases establishment.

Region Export

Trading/Import and Export | Foreign Company / Rep. Office | 1 - 49
2006-3 - 2006-6 Secretary
Guangzhou | Intern | | | employees | 2000RMB
English
Entry Level(less than 2 years experience)
Help to deal with the business affairs, such as clerical work and marketing.
Translate files and contracts;